BY DENA RASH GUZMAN
1) Shave it.
2) Don’t shave it.
3) Take a selfie of it.
4) Pose it for a photographer.
5) See if you like to have it kissed.
6) Wipe front to back.
7) Take it with you to vote.
8) Buy it some cute panties & good tampons
& get your paps & use condoms as needed. In & out are close neighbors.
9) Write a list about it.
10) Insist that it is yours and yours alone and only you decide what to do with it.
Editor's Note: This originally appeared on our old site.
Dena Rash Guzman (born 1972 in Las Vegas, Nevada) is a poet living on a farm in the Mt. Hood Wilderness near Portland, Oregon.