BY JOANNA C. VALENTE

These will make you rethink how you romance and serenade people. Or you know, make you laugh because they're brilliant, ultra goth, and/or cringeworthy.

1. Werner Herzog

Werner Herzog valentines https://t.co/CG7XqyQWEF #lastminutevalentines pic.twitter.com/29zX6HtBIc
— Andrew R. Secret Society (@aschrock) February 14, 2016

2. Nicholas Cage

look up Nicholas Cage valentines cards you won't be disappointed pic.twitter.com/dplDV22tCf
— emmy center (@emmycenter) December 16, 2014

#CreepyGiftsFromYourValentine

A Nicholas Cage valentines card that says you’re my national treasure ❤️ pic.twitter.com/uPmvUXx7yq
— Justinnnnn💋 (@fivefortweeting) February 10, 2018

3. Twin Peaks

#TwinPeaks #valentines for @Kyle_MacLachlan #CoopLovesCards @lauradern #michaelcera #wallybrando #dalecooper #DrAmp #twinpeaksvalentines pic.twitter.com/FqybNCfQu9
— Honolulu Mom (@Honolulu_Mom) February 14, 2018

More #TwinPeaks #valentines for @Kyle_MacLachlan #cooplovescards #woodsman #theexperiment #agentjeffries #robertbroski @robertbroski pic.twitter.com/gi1EbvuQN4
— Honolulu Mom (@Honolulu_Mom) February 14, 2018

This is the water
And this is the well
Be my Valentine
Or I'll send you to hell

Happy Valentines's, Peakies!#TwinPeaks 🍒 ☕️ 🌲❤️ pic.twitter.com/oknEGboiML
— Jess ⚓️ bettyoctopus (@bettyoctopus) February 14, 2018

Happy Valentine’s Day! I’m celebrating with these incredible #TwinPeaks valentines by @mattlineham 👍🏻☕️🍩🚬🍒 pic.twitter.com/dy24njaqhw
— chris dotson (@chris__dotson) February 14, 2018

4. The Addams Family

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5. The Munsters

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6. Depeche Mode

It’s almost February! New Wave valentines are available at mlinehamart.com. Here’s one from 2016. #valentinesday #depechemode #newwave #martingore #davegahan ----------------------------------------- I'll be reposting my favorite valentines up until the 14th. Please feel free to repost and make sure to tag me @mlinehamart !

A post shared by Matthew Lineham (@mlinehamart) on Jan 29, 2018 at 7:43pm PST

7. Grace Jones

New Wave valentines are available at mlinehamart.com. Here’s one from 2016. #valentinesday #gracejones #newwave ----------------------------------------- I'll be reposting my favorite valentines up until the 14th. Please feel free to repost and make sure to tag me @mlinehamart !

A post shared by Matthew Lineham (@mlinehamart) on Jan 19, 2018 at 6:43pm PST

8. Siouxsie Sioux

All Valentines are now available at mlinehamart.com! 🖤 #valentinesday #siouxsiesioux #siouxsieandthebanshees #mlinehamart

A post shared by Matthew Lineham (@mlinehamart) on Jan 17, 2018 at 5:49am PST

Joanna C. Valente is the author of Sirs & Madams, The Gods Are Dead, Marys of the Sea, Xenos, and the editor of A Shadow Map: An Anthology by Survivors of Sexual Assault.